Thursday, September 10, 2015

Hawkeye Football Jokes.

Q: Why do Hawkeye Football players use body heat activated deodorant? A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree" 

Q: What's the difference between Kinnick Stadium and a cactus? A: The cactus has its pricks on the outside. 


Q: What does the average Iowa Hawkeye get on his SAT? A: Drool. 


Q: If you have a car containing a Hawkeye wide receiver, a Hawkeye linebacker, and a Hawkeye defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop.
 Q: What's the difference between an Iowa football player and a dollar? A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar. 

Q: What does a Hawkeye Fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. 


Q: How do you stop an Iowa fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in Maize and Blue! 


Q: How do you make Hawkeye cookies? A: Put them in a bowl and beat for three hours.


Q: Why doesn't the Hawkeye football team have a website?  A: They can't string three w's together. 

Q: What do Hawkeye Fans and Cyclone Fans have in common?  Neither graduated from the University of Iowa. 






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