Q: What's the difference between Kinnick Stadium and a cactus? A: The cactus has its pricks on the outside.
Q: What does the average Iowa Hawkeye get on his SAT? A: Drool.
Q: If you have a car containing a Hawkeye wide receiver, a Hawkeye linebacker, and a Hawkeye defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop.
Q: What's the difference between an Iowa football player and a dollar? A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: What does a Hawkeye Fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you stop an Iowa fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in Maize and Blue!
Q: How do you make Hawkeye cookies? A: Put them in a bowl and beat for three hours.
Q: Why doesn't the Hawkeye football team have a website? A: They can't string three w's together.
Q: What do Hawkeye Fans and Cyclone Fans have in common? Neither graduated from the University of Iowa.
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