If Oklahoma Football Were A Chick/Nobel "Pete" Prize.

The Nobel "Pete" Prize

It was an upset weekend:
#18 USC over #4 Oregon.
No. Carolina State 37 over # 7 Clemson 13.
#22 Baylor 45 over # 5 Oklahoma 38.
#18 Michigan 45 over # 16 Nebraska 17.
UAB 34 over #20 Southern Miss 31.
Virginia 14 over #25 Florida State 13. 
But most impressive  of all the games:
Iowa State 37 over #2 Oklahoma State 31.  Overall 7 of the Top 25 Teams experienced an upset.  How is that for a fun weekend of College Football.


This Week's Nobel "Pete" Prize Goes to: Paul Rhoads, Iowa State's Head Football Coach. Up until Friday Iowa State was 0-56-2 against Top 6 Ranked Teams.  I don't know the speed of time or what it sounds like if a tree falls in the woods, but I do know that is longer than Father Times' beard (a really long time). As I have said, Paul Rhoads has proven he can win on the road, he has proven he can pull an upset, and he has proven he is man enough to shed a tear in front of the college football nation. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKCx_XyN9g4

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Oklahoma: Is a trophy wife.  She is naturally beautiful and doesn’t have to work at it.  She works out a lot, looks especially good in yoga pants, and doesn’t eat meat (including all kinds of wieners).  Her assets are in all the right places.  The Good News is: she uninhibited, nicely groomed, and Shocker not afraid to stand out in crowd.  The Bad News: you’ll be at home watching the token offspring while she is off working the bar room at the latest upscale urban sheik restaurant when she hits her mid life crisis.



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Oklahoma State Is A Trust Fund Baby.

Oklahoma State:  Is A Trust Fund Baby.   Oh she can look good and most likely did when you hooked up with her, your friends told you so and it built your ego so much that you went for it even though that little voice told you not to.   The Good News: is you don’t have to worry about money for the rest of your life.  She is loaded in everyway.  Everything has been taken care of by Uncle T. Boone Pickens including her enhanced boobs and botox.   The Bad News is: her weight fluctuates as much as the stock market and she tends to be horniest when she is heaviest and vice versa.  Worst off you have to smile and nod amuzingly at all of T. Boone's stories, during holiday get togethers for the rest of your life.

Good Bye to Missouri



Missouri is to Ginger

Missouri has announced they are moving to the SEC Conference beginning next year.   The Big XII conference does not have a penalty for ditching your brothers and jumping at the next hot thing that comes along like the Big East Conference currently has in place.   All of this news has gotten lost in the shuffle with the horrific scandal that is taking place at Penn State.  Missouri in my opinion is Ginger from Gilligan's Island.   Yes she can be attractive, however she has a Hollywood Ego and expects her fans and followers to bow down and treat her as such.   Sure Missouri has a nice figure and looks good, even though I'm Irish I never really cared for red heads.  Yes red heads are a prefered taste, - just like Missouri. 




As West Virginia is to Mary Ann

 

West Virginia is certainly more Country than it is Rock and Roll, but then again so is most, if not all of the Big XII.   West Virginia is in the Big XII once they can navigate the divorice litigations from the Big East.  West Virginia looks good on paper from a rankings standpoint.  However, West Virginia doesn't bring the large immediate television audience, but she'll grow on you just like Mary Ann seems to.   And long term who would you rather be hooked up with, drama ridden Hollywood or a hard working stable attractive Midwest girl, like the rest of the Big XII?

Iowa State has three games to go.   Everything else has been a warm up to this stretch of the schedule.   First, Oklahoma State Ranked #2 @ home.   (Friday night game that is being televised on ESPN at 7:00).   Then off to Oklahoma #5, and finally we close out with Kansas State #13 (moved up one spot this week) that we have been hoping was some sort of fluke - but looks awfully good. The Kansas State Game is in Manhattan - not "The New York City" picante sauce.

We are into a tough stretch and on the brink of a bowl game.   Currently Iowa State is 5-4.  We need ONE more win to become bowl eligible.   So, now is the time to pray to God, Allah, Buddha, and Yahwey.   Personally I'm going to pray to "The Tiny Infant Baby" Jesus that Iowa State pull off one more win so that we are sponsored by Tostitoes in a bowl game this Holiday Season.



Sickened and Disgusted.

What Can I Say???

Joe Paterno is out after 46 years as Head Coach of the Penn State Nitanny Lions.  46 years is longer than I have been alive.   He has had a long an upstanding legacy up until the last week.  This one really sickens me and disgusts me.   I just can't even try to joke about this one.   It makes me want to say, "really did you let all of that happen, Grandpa?"  In some ways there are many in the College Football community that look up to Joe Pa as a Father and a Grandfather figure.   I guess in some ways we all kind of knew the departure of Joe Paterno wasn't going to end with a pretty little bow on the package.


Missouri formerly announced that they are leaving the Big XII for greener pastures.   I say, "Fine, Good, Who needs ya."  Good luck next I believe you will have similar results that Colorado has had this year.   They currently have one win in the positive column.  This headline conveniently just pushed under the rug with Penn State making headlines nationally.   I've attached a clip that sums up my thoughts.

Iowa State wins over Kansas: That makes Iowa States record 5 Wins 4 Loses.   One more win and Iowa State is bowl eligible.   I've attached a clip on what I think the odds are for Iowa State making a bowl game.   Iowa State has three more chances for a win this season.   However they are probably the three toughest opponents that we will have to face all year.   First up, Oklahoma State ranked #2 in the nation, then off to Norman, OK to face the Oklahoma Sooners who are currently ranked #6 in the nation.   Then Iowa State travels to Manhattan, KS to take on the Kansas State Wildcats.   Not the easiest way to finish up a football season.  If by chance Iowa State pulls out another win, I'll be doing a little dance.   Sure, it will be as white as Tom Sawyer's fence.   But, I'll throw in some epileptic hand gestures and some timely hip thrusts for artistic flair. 

If Kansas Football were a chick.

Kansas is an A Cup Cutie.  

She doesn’t care much for football but she’ll let you watch as much as you want. During basketball season her bust grows 2-3 cup sizes. The Good News is: she loves to watch Sports Center with you every night at bed time. The Bad News is she is usually tired after Sports Center and wouldn’t think of letting you dribble your balls in her front court or her back court. Then in the spring, she pulls off the winter push up bra and returns to “that cute chick with the hot friends”.

Iowa State is coming off one of its best wins in the past 5-10 years. Pounding Texas Tech 41-7, and Tech never appeared to be in this game. The Iowa State defense missed 3 tackles all game accounting for an additional 27 yards. Yes, the Iowa State defense played an outstanding game against a Texas Tech offense that is known for being able to put up points.

Kansas coin toss came up tails against Texas and they carried their tail between their legs for most of the game. Texas was heads and tails above Kansas with a 43-0 shutout. Kansas currently has the 120th ranked defense out of 120. They average giving up 555.8 yards and 49.5 points per game. It kind of makes me feel sorry for former Nebraska standout and Kansas head coach Turner Gil.

Iowa State is crossing into uncharted waters, the Cyclones are a two touchdown favorite for the 11:30 kickoff. The Commish is calling for a win on Saturday, barring any crazy unforseen 4-5 turnover games, which has happened. Iowa State is improving, but they just don't lend themselves to giving me the confidence to outright call this shot over the left field bleachers.

Game of the Year: LSU versus Alabama.

This game has had as much build up as the topic of Sex in my high school health class.   Let's hope it delivers.   Sometimes these hyped games tend to come off a little premature and lopsided.   This has been hyped as the National Championship.   Number One versus Number Two.   These two teams are out of the SEC and the last 5 National Champions have come from the SEC.   So, ladle up a bowl of gumbo.  This is only the 11th time #1 and #2 match up in November or December since 1950.  Average Margin of victory is 4.27 points.   3 games were a 1 point margin and add 3 more game that were 4 points or less.  I expect this game to be a very tight game hinging on one or two turnovers or a big play that swings the momentum.

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A little out of my normal realm: Kim Kardashian and Chris Humphries divorce after 72 days.  And, I thought those crazy kids were really going to make it work.   At least we have our 21st Century Elizabeth Taylor.   Let's see if Kimmy can try and up Elizabeth's 8 marriages.  72 days is the equivalent of a high school relationship.   I guess this means Chris Humphries no longer gets to sit at the cool kids table.