Last Week Deadspin released a tirade by Nebraska Head Football Coach Bo Pelini. Here is a link to the clip.
http://deadspin.com/bo-pelini-on-nebraska-fans-fuck-you-fans-fuck-all-o-1327398903
In honor of Bo Pelini's rant we caught up with the coach and he was kind enough to share some dating advice with our college readers.
Commissioner: "Coach, thanks for coming on the show."
Pelini: "Sure, Commish. Thanks for having me."
Commissioner: "So, Coach it looks like you have a few things on your mind."
Pelini: "Let me tell you one thing, Commish. I'm just a little fed up with these immature college kids who just don't know how to handle themselves on a date these days."
Commissioner: "What do you do for your first date?"
Pelini: "I take her to a game."
Commissioner: "What if she doesn't want to go to a game?"
Pelini: "Expletive her! It is far better to know up front if she is a Expletive Fair Weather Fan, before you spend a pile of Expletive money so she can feed her pie hole."
Commissioner: "What do you do on a second date?
Pelini: "Expletive her!"
Commissioner: "What if she doesn't want to go on a second date."
Pelini: "Expletive HER. You don't want to go out with me, then you can kiss my Expletive, you mother trucker."
Commissioner: "What do you do if you really need to knock her off her feet with your secret weapon."
Pelini: "I sweet talk her with my silver tongue."
Here are the things to watch in tomorrow night's upcoming game versus Tulsa. Tulsa is a team the Cyclones played twice last year. Iowa State won the first game, but got manhandled in the Liberty Bowl. Neither team is the same team as last year.
The Golden Hurricane are 1-2 while the Cyclones are 0-2. The Golden Hurricane really have only one threat: Trey Watts. Watts is both a threat on the rushing front and also a serious threat on special teams. Even with the slashing of Watts, the Hurricane rank 92nd in their rushing attack.
Iowa State's rushing attack has been basically non-existent. The Cyclone rushers rank 99th overall. This could be attributed to QB Sam Richardson, who has been nursing a lingering ankle injury that he suffered during the week one loss to The University of Northern Iowa. The Iowa State offense relies on having a mobile quarterback who can run, pass, and set up the run with the pass.
I would expect a mediocre game between a couple of mediocre teams. I expect Tulsa to pull a special teams unexpected touchdown. But, keep an eye on Iowa State #9 Quenton Bundrage who had a breakout game of three touchdowns against the Iowa Hawkeyes.
http://deadspin.com/bo-pelini-on-nebraska-fans-fuck-you-fans-fuck-all-o-1327398903
In honor of Bo Pelini's rant we caught up with the coach and he was kind enough to share some dating advice with our college readers.
Commissioner: "Coach, thanks for coming on the show."Pelini: "Sure, Commish. Thanks for having me."
Commissioner: "So, Coach it looks like you have a few things on your mind."
Pelini: "Let me tell you one thing, Commish. I'm just a little fed up with these immature college kids who just don't know how to handle themselves on a date these days."
Commissioner: "What do you do for your first date?"Pelini: "I take her to a game."
Commissioner: "What if she doesn't want to go to a game?"
Pelini: "Expletive her! It is far better to know up front if she is a Expletive Fair Weather Fan, before you spend a pile of Expletive money so she can feed her pie hole."
Commissioner: "What do you do on a second date?
Pelini: "Expletive her!"
Commissioner: "What if she doesn't want to go on a second date."
Pelini: "Expletive HER. You don't want to go out with me, then you can kiss my Expletive, you mother trucker."
Commissioner: "What do you do if you really need to knock her off her feet with your secret weapon."
Pelini: "I sweet talk her with my silver tongue."
Here are the things to watch in tomorrow night's upcoming game versus Tulsa. Tulsa is a team the Cyclones played twice last year. Iowa State won the first game, but got manhandled in the Liberty Bowl. Neither team is the same team as last year.
The Golden Hurricane are 1-2 while the Cyclones are 0-2. The Golden Hurricane really have only one threat: Trey Watts. Watts is both a threat on the rushing front and also a serious threat on special teams. Even with the slashing of Watts, the Hurricane rank 92nd in their rushing attack.
Iowa State's rushing attack has been basically non-existent. The Cyclone rushers rank 99th overall. This could be attributed to QB Sam Richardson, who has been nursing a lingering ankle injury that he suffered during the week one loss to The University of Northern Iowa. The Iowa State offense relies on having a mobile quarterback who can run, pass, and set up the run with the pass.
I would expect a mediocre game between a couple of mediocre teams. I expect Tulsa to pull a special teams unexpected touchdown. But, keep an eye on Iowa State #9 Quenton Bundrage who had a breakout game of three touchdowns against the Iowa Hawkeyes.
