Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Commish Interviews "The Super Fan"

Commish: Superfan, we are glad you could take time out of your busy schedule at the fair. I just have a couple of questions for you today. First, what do you think will be the score of the Iowa State versus Kansas game on Saturday?

Superfan: Some might call me a homer, but I'm definitely  going to take the Cyclones by 28.  Mangenius will definitely shake up the offense and air it out.

Commish: WRONG!  It's called homo-er and it is clearly Iowa State by 14. 

Commish: Superfan, is the Iowa State football team as poor as they seem after going 1-2 after the first 3 games? 

SuperfanThe Cyclones’ three non-conference opponents have a combined 9-1 record.  Iowa is 4-0, Toledo 3-0, Northern Iowa is 2-1.  One could argue that we were in all of the those games. The Cyclones still rock!  

Commish: WRONG! The Cyclones are still 1-2 and they have virtually no chance of winning another game in the conference and Paul Rhoads will be exiting this season. Look for a new field general for the Cyclones next year. 

Superfan: Here is a little known fact.   The last time that Iowa State won its conference opener it was against Kansas and our current Offensive Coordinator was the Kansas head coach.

Commish: WRONG!  The Kansas Jayhawks are currently 0-3.  And they will by 0-4 and could possibly go 0-fer in the Big XII this year.  These two teams are 9 and 10 in the power rankings of the Big XII.   Thanks, Superfan - we may circle back during the Female Basketball season to get some more edge-rocking Iowa State facts. 


This Might Be The Only Time This Year the Cyclones Could Honestly Use This Sign. 

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