Oklahoma State Is A Trust Fund Baby.

Oklahoma State:  Is A Trust Fund Baby.   Oh she can look good and most likely did when you hooked up with her, your friends told you so and it built your ego so much that you went for it even though that little voice told you not to.   The Good News: is you don’t have to worry about money for the rest of your life.  She is loaded in everyway.  Everything has been taken care of by Uncle T. Boone Pickens including her enhanced boobs and botox.   The Bad News is: her weight fluctuates as much as the stock market and she tends to be horniest when she is heaviest and vice versa.  Worst off you have to smile and nod amuzingly at all of T. Boone's stories, during holiday get togethers for the rest of your life.

Good Bye to Missouri



Missouri is to Ginger

Missouri has announced they are moving to the SEC Conference beginning next year.   The Big XII conference does not have a penalty for ditching your brothers and jumping at the next hot thing that comes along like the Big East Conference currently has in place.   All of this news has gotten lost in the shuffle with the horrific scandal that is taking place at Penn State.  Missouri in my opinion is Ginger from Gilligan's Island.   Yes she can be attractive, however she has a Hollywood Ego and expects her fans and followers to bow down and treat her as such.   Sure Missouri has a nice figure and looks good, even though I'm Irish I never really cared for red heads.  Yes red heads are a prefered taste, - just like Missouri. 




As West Virginia is to Mary Ann

 

West Virginia is certainly more Country than it is Rock and Roll, but then again so is most, if not all of the Big XII.   West Virginia is in the Big XII once they can navigate the divorice litigations from the Big East.  West Virginia looks good on paper from a rankings standpoint.  However, West Virginia doesn't bring the large immediate television audience, but she'll grow on you just like Mary Ann seems to.   And long term who would you rather be hooked up with, drama ridden Hollywood or a hard working stable attractive Midwest girl, like the rest of the Big XII?

Iowa State has three games to go.   Everything else has been a warm up to this stretch of the schedule.   First, Oklahoma State Ranked #2 @ home.   (Friday night game that is being televised on ESPN at 7:00).   Then off to Oklahoma #5, and finally we close out with Kansas State #13 (moved up one spot this week) that we have been hoping was some sort of fluke - but looks awfully good. The Kansas State Game is in Manhattan - not "The New York City" picante sauce.

We are into a tough stretch and on the brink of a bowl game.   Currently Iowa State is 5-4.  We need ONE more win to become bowl eligible.   So, now is the time to pray to God, Allah, Buddha, and Yahwey.   Personally I'm going to pray to "The Tiny Infant Baby" Jesus that Iowa State pull off one more win so that we are sponsored by Tostitoes in a bowl game this Holiday Season.