Thursday, November 3, 2011

If Kansas Football were a chick.

Kansas is an A Cup Cutie.  

She doesn’t care much for football but she’ll let you watch as much as you want. During basketball season her bust grows 2-3 cup sizes. The Good News is: she loves to watch Sports Center with you every night at bed time. The Bad News is she is usually tired after Sports Center and wouldn’t think of letting you dribble your balls in her front court or her back court. Then in the spring, she pulls off the winter push up bra and returns to “that cute chick with the hot friends”.

Iowa State is coming off one of its best wins in the past 5-10 years. Pounding Texas Tech 41-7, and Tech never appeared to be in this game. The Iowa State defense missed 3 tackles all game accounting for an additional 27 yards. Yes, the Iowa State defense played an outstanding game against a Texas Tech offense that is known for being able to put up points.

Kansas coin toss came up tails against Texas and they carried their tail between their legs for most of the game. Texas was heads and tails above Kansas with a 43-0 shutout. Kansas currently has the 120th ranked defense out of 120. They average giving up 555.8 yards and 49.5 points per game. It kind of makes me feel sorry for former Nebraska standout and Kansas head coach Turner Gil.

Iowa State is crossing into uncharted waters, the Cyclones are a two touchdown favorite for the 11:30 kickoff. The Commish is calling for a win on Saturday, barring any crazy unforseen 4-5 turnover games, which has happened. Iowa State is improving, but they just don't lend themselves to giving me the confidence to outright call this shot over the left field bleachers.

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