Do you prefer Stiffler's Mom or Nadia?

Texas A&M :

Stiffler's Mom is to Texas A&M

Mascot: Collie Name: Aggies (refers to Ag School or Land Grant institution)

Located in College Station, TX - Public

Enrollment: 46,442 Spring 2011

Stadium: 82,600

Texas A&M Football the football team has won 18 Southwest Conference championships, 3 Big 12 South Division championships, 1 Big 12 championship, and 1 national championship. The team has appeared in 30 bowl games, winning 13, and has produced 41 first Team All-Americans, 5 Academic All-Americans, and 1 Heisman Trophy winner, John David Crow in 1957. Twenty-one Aggies currently play in the NFL.

As TCU is to Nadia from American Pie

Texas Christian University: TCU

Mascot: Horned Frogs

Located in Fort Worth, TX

Founded: 1873 - Private
Enrollment:9,142

Stadium: 44,358

The Horned Frogs have won two national championships, one in 1935 and the other in 1938 Additionally, the team has captured fourteen conference championships. Many notable football players have played for TCU, including Sammy Baugh, Davey O'Brien, Jim Swink, Bob Lilly, and LaDainian Tomlinson.  Under Coach Gary Patterson, the Horned Frogs have owned the No. 1 ranked defense in the country five times (2000, 2002, 2008, 2009, 2010), the most top defenses by any team since the NCAA began keeping records in 1937.  TCU finished the 2010 season as the consensus No. 2 ranked team in the nation after beating the Wisconsin Badgers in the 2011 Rose Bowl.  

Personally, I would like to party with both.   But, since A&M has decided to move to the SEC, I'm willing to try a sleeker and more slender model.  TCU is up and coming.   She doesn't have the tradition or the following, but her figure has filled out and she does look good in a dinner gown.   We'll see if she brings enough to bring stability to the Big XII Family.