Sports Talk with The Commissioner:

Commissioner: We have Tim on the line from Denver.   Go ahead caller.

Tim: First of all I would like to thank my savior The Lord Jesus Christ.   And secondly I would like to thank..

Commissioner: CLICK!  "Wrong !!! Let me make this clear people, this is a no Tebow Zone."  

Commissioner: "We have Jack on the line, who claims to be from Ames.  Go Ahead Caller." 

Jack: "Commish, Did you see the Kansas Sweep Stakes this week in Hilton Colesium?   Sure the Refs made plenty of bad calls and they favored the Jayhawks and Wildcats.   But, Iowa State prevailed! Woo Hoo.  Is Iowa State going to break the Top 25 this week in Mens Basketball?"
Commissioner: "Wrong.  Slow down there Super Fan, and take a breath".   "The Iowa State Cyclones are definitely on the rise, and I would expect them to pop the top 25 like one of those little red dealey bobs on a Thankdsgiving Day turkey this week.   You don't know when it is going to happen, but when it does pop you get a really good feel inside that's hard to explain." 

Commissioner:  "We have Terri on the line from Ames - Go ahead caller."
Terri:   "Commish, do you think Paul Rhoads or Fred Hoiberg is the most Handsome coach in the state of Iowa?  Woo Hoo - Go Cyclones."
Commissioner:  "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong!"   "I don't care if they look like sun dun dried and tractor plowed  Senator Tom Harkin from Iowa.   As long as they win.   Even though both are resurrecting two programs that have been in the shadows for nearly a decade it appears we are making progress.   More importantly, both Rhoads and Hoiberg have proven they can pull of upset wins and that will always generate excitement around a program.   That is all I care I care about.  However, it sounds like you may be a little worked up.  Feel free to use that six cylinder, military grade,  lawn mower style, pull start appliance in your nightstand when we are done here."  "OUT."