If Kansas State Were A Chick.

Kansas State: Stamp Tramp, alson known as an attention whore, she probably has a dog or some kind of pet to make up for the void she had from daddy who didn't pay attention while she was growing up.  She never got much attention when she was in high school, until she developed a figure.   By then she had all kinds of issues including eating and tanning disorders.   Good News:  She’ll do anything you ask her to do in the bedroom and probably more but you’re too afraid to ask.   The Bad News:  She is going to end up looking as wrinkled and tasty as a 3 day old hot dog at The Quickie Mart, and you’ll end up taking the monthly Cosmo Quiz, just to validate her feels and ensure your relationship is on solid ground.

 Urban Meyer who won 2 national championships at Florida accepts the Head Coaching position at Ohio State.   Meyer sat out of college coaching for one year when he took an ESPN Analyst role which lasted a total of 10 months.

“I made this clear to Jeremy Foley (Florida Athletic Director), if I am able to go coach, I want to coach at one place, the University of Florida. It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach? I don’t want to do that. I have too much love for this University and these players and for what we’ve built.” —Urban Meyer, after resigning at UF the first time.

“The decision to step down was a difficult one. But, after spending more than two decades motivating and celebrating the young men I’ve been so proud to coach, I relish the opportunity to cheer for my three terrific kids as they compete in their own respective sports. I know how fortunate I am to be in a position to make this choice and to have a family that is as loving and supportive as my amazing wife and children have always been. My family has shared both the commitment and the sacrifice required to coach at this level for so long and I would not have enjoyed the success I have had without their support.” — Urban Meyer retiring from Florida the second time.

Meyer coached Bowling Green State for two years and had a solid quarterback in Josh Harris. He left right before his senior season for Utah. When he coached at Utah he had Alex Smith (Current Quarterback for San Fransico 49ers) at quarterback and in 2004 he left when Smith became the No.1 pick in the NFL draft.

When he took over the Florida Gators in 2005 he had Chris Leak as the quarterback and then Tim Tebow (Heisman Trophy Winner in 2007). Two great college quarterbacks to help lead the way. Tebow graduated in 2009 and Meyer stuck it out for one more year. Once he discovered he couldn't win with John Brantley he realized he needed to spend more time with family and focus on his health.
Suddenly Meyer is healthy.  The kids games don't seem so important, now that Ohio State is offering $4 Million a year for Six years.  That makes him in the top 5 of top paid college coaches.  His $4 Million salary will likely push him in the $5 Million with incentives. 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x5TvuvHTtE&feature=related

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